Okay, I was just browsing on this not-quite-PC ecard site a friend told me about, and I saw one that totally made me think of this conversation.

I'm going to send it to your LJ email address... I hope you don't mind. You're welcome to post it if you want, but I didn't want to link it in case you thought it was in really bad taste (I don't think it's TOO bad, but still).