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twirlgrrl ([personal profile] twirlgrrl) wrote2008-08-26 10:42 am

Proof that things need not mesh with one's POV to be funny

I have no idea who the person is who emailed this to me. Really! Isn't that weird? I mean, it's not weird to get inane email forwards, that happens all the time, but it's weird to get one from a totally unknown email address. And it isn't even spam. But it really struck me funny, despite... well, despite a lot of things!


FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four men do not know each other.

[identity profile] aubreym.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Can I trade in three of my men for a woman? (A woman must be worth that, right?)

Also - hee.

[identity profile] twirlgrrl.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds about right. We all need a wife, don't we?