(no subject)

Still trying to catch up. Y'all have been busy.

Here's Miss Manners:

DEAR MISS MANNERS -- What is the correct way to ask a woman if she is pregnant without offending her if she is not?

GENTLE READER -- "Darling, is it possible that you are about to make me a proud father?" Miss Manners warns you that if you are not in a position to put it that way, you must not ask.

I just love the way she puts stuff.