twirlgrrl | Defining self

How would you define yourself in a few written words to a general audience? Nothing fancy or elaborate, just an outline. What would you choose as the relevant definitions?

For instance, I would define myself something like this: I'm a 40-ish married mother of a 3-year-old, business owner, San Franciscan, native Californian, health information consultant, cancer registrar. If I was getting a little bit personal I would add: Deadhead, Seventh-day Adventist Christian, love to read and write, internet/LJ addict. I would not get more personal than that for a general audience.

Whoa, that got a little long. But you get the idea.

Please comment. Define yourself in a few words for a general audience. This is a social experiment. ;-)