Defining self

[twirlgrrl]

How would you define yourself in a few written words to a general audience? Nothing fancy or elaborate, just an outline. What would you choose as the relevant definitions?

For instance, I would define myself something like this: I'm a 40-ish married mother of a 3-year-old, business owner, San Franciscan, native Californian, health information consultant, cancer registrar. If I was getting a little bit personal I would add: Deadhead, Seventh-day Adventist Christian, love to read and write, internet/LJ addict. I would not get more personal than that for a general audience.

Whoa, that got a little long. But you get the idea.

Please comment. Define yourself in a few words for a general audience. This is a social experiment. ;-)

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I Hate This Shit, But Here Goes Anyway

[artemis-rich.livejournal.com]

Iconoclastic misfit and moody bitch. Native San Franciscan (with that old-style New Yorker edge), way too many interests, talents, and delusions to even begin listing. Compiler of arcane facts and useless trivia. Mother to one Evil Minion (female) and two benevolent sociopaths (i.e.: housecats).

Runs with scissors.
Swims with sharks.
Plays with fire.

Any more questions?

Re: I Hate This Shit, But Here Goes Anyway

[artemis-rich.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah...put "Armenian" in there somewhere.